everyone needs a pic of a dog standing on a bathroom sink on their blog
I’m really glad no one was here to watch me watch that
i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore
i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs
"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"
Mud + Pup = True happiness.
people asking me what kind of music i like is such a stressful experience
god bless gordan ramsey
Dude is only a dick to adults, awesome.
because, those adults should know what they’re doing, they’re cooks these are kids hes teaching to cook, therefore he is patient.
gordon ramsey is one of my favorite people in the whole world ok
The only reason he gets so angry is because the people he’s yelling at claim to know what they are doing and are charging people accordingly. If you listen to why he’s actually angry more than half the time you’d realize you’d be furious too. This man is beyond patient and kind toward people in normal circumstances, but he is really serious about his profession and what should be demanded of it. He’s one of my favorite people too
this entire episode is a treasure.
*frantically slams button*
*smashes button repeatedly*
*SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH* OH MY GOD OH MY GOD YOU CALL THAT A CON?!?!
[BUTTON SMASHING INTENSIFIES]
Presses button to make Link appear.
what a beautiful day to not be in high school
It is scientific fact that Wonder Woman is perfect. Only her writers are flawed.
Jake’s mom is a total badass